What Happens When I'm in the Shower
Me: AH! COLD MOTHER FUCKER.
Me: Hot, hot, hot.
Me: Ah... Boiling my skin off. Very nice.
Me: What the... WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN USING MY COCONUT BODY WASH.
Me: DID THEY REALLY FILL HALF THE BOTTLE WITH WATER TOO!?
Me: MOTHER FUCKER.
Me: Alright... Now I'mma have to use this dinky bar of soap. What the fuck.
Me: My skin is gonna end up white as fuck.
Me: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU
Me: THAT I USED TO KNOW
Me: I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TOOOOOOO
Me: DON'T FORGET ME I BEG, I REMEMBER YOU SAID
Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
Me: Why am I not famous yet?
Me: Fuck, I have a paper due today. Gotta write that shit in twenty minutes.
Me: Hm. Where is my life going?
Me: God, I hate everything.
Me: Hm, thinks about the meaning of life and finds the answers to life questions.
Me: Forgets as soon as I get out of the shower.
Me: Fucking steam. Can't see shit.
Me: AH! BUG.
Me: Oh, that's just hair. Nevermind.
Me: Hm. This soap smells weird.
Me: Get that lotion out of the basket...
Me: SMELLING TASTEY.
I have decided to go blonde I need a character...
will most def post pix
normal teenagers: has sex, does drugs, parties
parents: don't do it again
me: doesn't do dishes
parents: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
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